Writer: Liz Brixius
Stacy Sherman
Karen Ray
Starring: Katherine Heigl
Jason O'Mara
Daniel Sunjata
Sherri Shepherd
John Leguizamo
Debbie Reynolds
Debra Monk
Louis Mustillo
Rating: *
Release Date: Out Now
Katherine Heigl...What can I possibly say about that woman; she had a brilliant job on a successful TV show, got two big for her boots, quit the popular TV show, and now she produces crud like this film. After the success of Knocked Up, I think she assumed that she would become a huge Hollywood movie star, but unfortunately for her, her lack of charm has yet again let her down, and after burning all bridges over at Grey's Anatomy she no longer has a fall-back.
Stephanie Plum (Heigl), is a recently unemployed woman living in Newark, New
Jersey, who in her desperation decides to work for her cousin Vinnie as a bounty hunter. Vinnie’s most valuable criminal is Joe Morelli (O’Mara),
and he just happens to be a man Stephanie slept with as a teenager, who dumped her soon after they played bump-bump. She sees this as her chance for revenge and chases her former lover down, of course she soon finds herself
conflicted once she realises that Joe might be innocent of the murder it
is claimed he committed.

The film, which is a comedy, is simply not funny. The gags we're offered almost always flat, and the rest
are spoilt by the script’s own lack of confidence; a visual gag in a
shooting range, for example, is completely ruined because the script literally
explains the joke to us almost half a minute after it’s already clicked. The only sources of comedy I found, and the main reason for the 1 star, were Stephanie’s grandmother
(Reynolds), a senile but spunky old woman who simply
does not appear enough throughout the movie, and Lula (Shepherd) a sassy hooker who I could not get enough of. The film really tries it's hardest to
make light of the sexual tension between Steph and Joe, unfortunately it falls flat due to the complete lack of chemistry between the pair and the stale screenplay.

The film is bound to annoy nearly every single type of cinema goer, as One for the
Money is a typical, mind-numbingly stupid film which can’t even drag
up some basic sexual tension to make the whole thing even mildly worthwhile. Heigl is becoming more insufferable with every role she takes on, and with this one, she completely out does herself. Ultimately, it’s further proof
that Katherine Heigl picks her projects by stapling all potential
scripts to a wall and throwing a dart. It is a pointless, stale and uninspired movie that has only been made for the money, which is ironic considering the film's title.
One For The Money - Trailer
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