
Writer: Niall Leonard
Starring: Dakota Johnson
Jamie Dornan
Eric Johnson
Eloise Mumford
Bella Heathcote
Rita Ora
Luke Grimes
Victor Rasuk
Kim Basinger
Marcia Gay Harden
Rating: *
Release Date: Out Now
Urgh, the second one has arrived. Following on from the first films awkward sex scenes, lack of chemistry and completely naff script, Fifty Shades Darker has hit cinemas, and middle aged women are getting fizzy knickers globally. I am genuinely not sure why people are eating this nonsense up, it isn't particularly sexy, the characters are one dimensional and the script is completely naff (needed to clarify that), but for the chance to see Jamie Dornan slam a plank of wood from behind, ladies come in hoards (possible pun intended).
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Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan |
They are surrounded by one-dimensional supporting characters, none of whom are interesting or add any intrigue to the story. It's quite a sight to be seen, a film full of actors, where none of them act. The most entertaining part of the film is watching Kim Basinger try and grimace her rigid face to convey any emotions. I don't know what she has done, but you'd think an actor wouldn't want to stop the part of the body that shows emotion from working.
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Kim Basinger |
I know why people went to see the first film, even I went out of curiosity, but if you can avoid the second...I would. It isn't interesting, and it has even less sex than the first. If you're hoping from more rampant red room scenes, and whips and gags; there isn't really any of that anymore, and instead they try to make a relationship happen between these two shambolic people. Ladies, if you're going for a naughty night out with the girls, you're more likely to get tantalised staring at a pair of pigeons going at it outside your window.
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